Classifieds

Box Of Channel 12 Station Merchandise — Best Offer Jackets, umbrellas, one desk nameplate, and 14 branded polos, women's medium. Owner's forecast changed unexpectedly in February. All items reference a station the seller is no longer with. The umbrellas work fine, which is more than can be said for some arrangements. Will trade straight across for equivalent TMJ4 items, of which the seller now has need. Serious inquiries only. — Lindsey S.

Air Quality Respirator, Professional Grade — $80 OBO New in box. Purchased Wednesday in case Thursday's fairgrounds performance was called on account of air. It was not. Sang the whole set in the haze like it was 1989, which respectfully it may as well have been. Rated for smoke, dust, and Senior Day. Will autograph the box. — Sebastian B.

Complete Giannis Memorabilia Collection, 2013–2026 — Free To Good Home Nine jerseys, fourteen bobbleheads, one laminated 2021 Game 6 ticket stub. All items in excellent condition. Owner simply cannot look at them right now. Must take everything at once, including the growth chart on the garage wall. Do not call before noon. Do not call after noon either. Text.

2009 Honda Accord — $4,200 OBO Runs well. One previous owner who monitored it extensively from across the street. Some documentation exists regarding its parking habits. Nothing to worry about. Priced to move.

Snow Blower — $150 Barely used. Neighbor consistently beat me to it and I gave up after the second winter. Good machine, no issues with the machine. Issues are personal.

Encyclopedia Britannica Set, 1997 Edition — $1 Complete set, excellent condition, lightly dusted. Asking $1 or equivalent acknowledgment that they are still worth owning. Will not ship. Must appreciate in person.

Decorative Solar Garden Stakes, Set of 8 — $12 Previously deployed as a property boundary deterrent. Effectiveness was described by observers as "symbolic." All solar panels functional. One slightly bent.

Radar Gun — $40 (Retail $64.99) Amazon brand, lightly used. Accurate to within 2–3 MPH. Ideal for residential traffic monitoring, recreational use, or anyone who just needs to know. Carrying case included.

NOTICE: The Radar Gun Is No Longer For Sale The radar gun listed in the June 25 edition ($40, retail $64.99) has been withdrawn from the market. Circumstances on this street have not improved and the equipment is needed. Those who inquired will not be contacted. The listing should never have run. That was a low moment.

FOUND: Orange Tabby, Answers to "Mister Biscuit" Also responds to "Biscuit," "hey," and the sound of a can opener. Currently residing at 418 Backslide Way. He has been filmed. Please come get him soon.

LOST: My Patience With The Parking Situation Last seen sometime in April. If found, please contact Unit 14B, Woodfield Village Condominiums. A reward of acknowledgment is offered.

PUBLIC NOTICE: Backslide Way Speed Limit Is 25 MPH This is not a suggestion. It is posted. It has been posted. There is now a YouTube playlist. This notice is your courtesy warning. The playlist is the formal one.

House For Sale, Fox Point — Serious Inquiries Only Seven bedrooms, regulation driveway hoop, trampoline stays. Basement ceiling height suitable for tall families. Owner relocating to a warmer market for work reasons that were not his idea. Priced below the Zillow estimate because the movers are already here. He would like the record to show he loved it here and that this was not personal. No cheese conveys. — Giannis A.

House For Sale, River Hills — Motivated Seller, Dangerous Area Beautiful home in what the seller can only in good conscience describe as a high-crime neighborhood. Seller was personally burglarized in 2023 and has never seen crime statistics from before he moved in, so buyers should assume the worst. Median home price $1.2 million, which the seller believes is what the criminals are after. Neighborhood watch was one man, and he now watches a neighborhood in Miami. Security system conveys. Stay vigilant. — Bobby P.

Lawn Care — Reasonable Rates Fast, thorough, professional. Will not walk on adjacent properties or film them. References available upon request. Seasonal contracts preferred. Not available Sundays — that's personal.

Handyman — Most Things Drywall, carpentry, painting, minor electrical. "Most things" does not include plumbing. Do not ask about plumbing. Available weekends. Call Randy.

Notary Public — Grievances Welcome Former county clerk available to officially witness and notarize complaints, disputes, statements of intent, and letters to neighbors. $25/document. Evenings by appointment.

Roundabout Navigation Tutoring Patient, experienced instructor. One-on-one sessions available for new roundabout users. The East Avenue one is fine. You just have to commit. First session free.

WANTED: Silver Subaru Forester, Backslide Way, June 22, 11:47 AM You came down the street going approximately 32 in a 25. You know what you did. Documentation exists. This is an opportunity to come forward voluntarily before the playlist goes live.

WANTED: My 9×13 Pyrex Dish Last seen at the Elm Street block party, summer 2021. Left the potluck with a neighbor who has since moved to Delafield. She says she doesn't have it. The dish knows the truth.

WANTED: Anyone Who Remembers What Was On That Lot On Racine Ave Before the strip mall. For a personal project. Not related to the strip mall. Totally separate interest. Please contact via this paper.